Goodness gracious, madam, forthrightness is welcome but you can at least let him wonder a LITTLE about how the trajectory of this evening is likely to go.
I confess, though she seems intriguing, she may possibly be a little too too…expressive, perchance?
Well, now you see, she’s affected me as well. (Humph.) Here I thought I would be vicariously enjoying seeing her make him nervous, but still in a favourable way. Now I begin to wonder if I can manage to keep watching.
Oh, very well, how hard could it be? (Now I encourage you to ponder what would be the most carefully-worded Freudian response to that question. Why, surely at least one of his theories could aptly summarise just how hard this could become. Please do write back, gentle friends.)
Get them out only if you can stand them being roasted.
“Special mockery.” This is the blissful goal all of us are seeking in life.
Bespoke mockery is a vital step in any budding relationship.
Goodness gracious, madam, forthrightness is welcome but you can at least let him wonder a LITTLE about how the trajectory of this evening is likely to go.
can’t complain
No, no. Honesty is the best policy, except when it isn’t.
I confess, though she seems intriguing, she may possibly be a little too too…expressive, perchance?
Well, now you see, she’s affected me as well. (Humph.) Here I thought I would be vicariously enjoying seeing her make him nervous, but still in a favourable way. Now I begin to wonder if I can manage to keep watching.
Oh, very well, how hard could it be? (Now I encourage you to ponder what would be the most carefully-worded Freudian response to that question. Why, surely at least one of his theories could aptly summarise just how hard this could become. Please do write back, gentle friends.)
This strip is nuts.
Are those nuts in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Whoa, girl! Are those things loaded?
I have but one comment:
Salty.