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I own a sledgehammer, and let me tell you, it’s a lot of responsibility. The second you pick it up, you become aware that you definitely do not possess the power of Thor. My noodle arms can barely strike the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Marching on the spot, hopping from foot to foot, all good ways to stave off the call of nature. I believe this works by convincing your bladder that you are involved in some kind of very important dance routine.
Note Shelley’s blue nail polish. Early on, someone emailed me to say that Shelley’s blue nails looked like “dragon’s claws”, which I really enjoyed. I probably coloured them in blue three times in 1998 but that has stayed with me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I don’t want you to worry too much about Polly. Of all the chess pieces on the board, she’s almost certainly a pawn. Almost certainly.
Unfortunately I had no room to list Shelley’s other ideas for special publishing projects but they included “yogurt review bookazine (quarterly?)”, “part-work where you can build the entire city of London in miniature (1 street a week)” and “magazine where[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are lots of reasons not to trust a man in a basement who is repeatedly throwing a tennis ball against a door jamb, I’m sure we know what they are, I don’t need to list them here.