Right out of her chair
I don’t want you to worry too much about Polly. Of all the chess pieces on the board, she’s almost certainly a pawn.
Almost certainly.
I don’t want you to worry too much about Polly. Of all the chess pieces on the board, she’s almost certainly a pawn.
Almost certainly.
Yeah but we know what sometimes happens to pawns
They become queens? They get taken en passant?
They get smothered in cocktail sauce and eaten?
Aye, those ARE the puns we’re looking for!
Thrown on the barbie?
Of course an author does not want the reader to worry about a character that will surprisingly turn into an apparition from hell should it ever get in touch with… coffee?
There is something just tooooo innocent about “Polly” – IF THAT IS EVEN HER REAL NAME!!!!!
Just as I suspected: Shelley got replaced after just an appallingly short amount of time! 😀
A-Polly-ngly? No?
Shelley you can always love bomb her into leaving.